The story about Castiel and porn

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(1)Cas: Everything is so complicated…
Winchesters: Uh-hu…
(2) Cas: If the pizza-man likes the baby-sitter so much, why is he spanking her?
TV: Smack! Ah! Auch! Smack! Ah!
Winchesters: ???
(3) Dean: Cas, you can’t watch porn with other dudes in the room!
TV: Ah! Auch! Smack! Ah!
(4) Cas: Uh-hu…
*POP!*
(5) Cas: *poker-face* …
fem!Winchesters: ???
(6) Cas: Can I watch it now?
fem!Winchesters: CAS!!!